“Are you still in TNA”

Can you believe that? Me- Mr. TNA and everything else

I put my feet to, so scarcely seen on the show, that they don’t 

know if I’m even there. Oh, I’m there people.

In fact, it’s pretty awesome to have so much impact on Impact,

that they can only handle having me appear in a limited and controlled

fashion. Yes…it’s nice. I know you want more RVD. What do you want me 

to tell you? I’m right here. You can catch me all over this web site when you need your fix, or watch Impact wrestling and savor every RVD moment, or if you’re really feeling like putting some effort into it, come to India February 18 to watch my first international competition since I splashed and squashed Kenzo Richards in Amsterdam a few months ago. That’s right, RVD is EPW too bitches.

Having a hard time keeping up?

I’l even tell you where I’m going. 

 I’m going up, up and away.

See you next time you’re looking.

Out.

Oh yeah… (warms up the thumbs)

The WHOLE F’N SHOW

so check back for the next blog containing info about my new action movie, the documentary I’m executive producing on the Kush Medical Kush Beach Club with Tommy Chong, the TNA RVD DVD, and more stuff I can’t wait to tell you about.

Have you been listening to my audio blogs? Better catch up on Ipadio if not. Also, just so you know, there are tons of RVD RADIO archives to catch up on at blogtalk radio.

I hope to add a fresh one this week.

Also in February, I will be traveling to India to show everyone my skills. I’ll post a link to the EPW web site soon, and you can see what the hell is going on on the 18th in Mumbai!

As always, it seems, I believe I ay e shooting my stretch video soon. If I don’t get to film before next week, however, it will have to wait until I come back from India.

I’ll be posting a new RVD TV episode in February. It’s been awhile, huh?

Let’s get back to the action:)

All over the news- some sick fuck here in L A worked as a elementary school teacher until he recently got busted for

being a scumbag to 23 kids. A local drugstore in Redondo Beach reported the abuse from photos he had developed that showed the kids blindfolded with tape over their mouths. The kids were forced to eat gross thing sincluding a white substance which turned out to be…

THE MAN’S SEMEN!

Dude..how bad does this guy need a cactus shoved up his ass?

OK. This was fun.

Let’s talk more frequently so we don’t have to say as much.

Deal?

Deal.

All right that’s it for now. catch you on Ipadio bitches!

SEEYA!

Here’s hoping 2012 is going’ great for ya.

I’ll be in Walingford, Weschester, and Reading this Thursday,

Friday and Saturday at TNA live events. Just added I guess.

That means no RVD RADIO this week but don’t think it’s cause we didn’t want to.

catch you next week with that.

I’ll also throw another wrestling outfit up for auction in our Ebay store next week for another friend in need. FYI- the guy that won the last outfit couldn’t believe it went for so cheap! If you want something you don’t see in the Ebay store (accessible through the store page) email My man Tony and he’ll get right on it.

RVD TV episodes are being loaded up as we speak. That means new episodes coming soon. Hell yeah!

Got tons to share but not tons of time so I’ll catch you when I get back. In the mean time, listen to my Ipadio blogs-I’l be updating them from the road.

I’d love to talk about the 911 paramedic who supposedly raped the patient in the ambulance, and the arson who started over 50 fires here on New Year’s weekend,

the cop that pulled the chic over and called her later for  date and more, but I have a flight to catch my friends.

SEEYA!

Well if you watched Final Resolution you saw what Christopher Daniels learned.

RVD really is Mr Pay Per View.

So, what’s new on the horizon for The Whole F’n Show? Bring it.

That’s all I got to say. I know you want to see RVD with some gold. I know you want to see more Rob Van Dam and less of the other guys but hey-that’s just part of being in demand.

I’ll keep kicking ass, and TNA will keep finding asses that need kicked. Where that adventure will take me, only time will tell…well, that and the match-makers. Either way, I know what my plans are.

Keep on being me. Isn’t that what you’d do if you were me?

Hell yeah!

HAPPY, HEALTHY& TERRIFIC?

HOPING SO. THE OUTFIT I WORE IN MY FINAL RESOLUTION MATCH WILL GO UP ON EBAY THIS SUNDAY FOR 7 DAYS. I POSTED SOME PICS OF IT IN THE CLASSIFIED FORUM…I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT HERE, GULP.

HAD A VERY, VERY BUSY WEEK SUNDAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY THEN TRAVELED ACROSS THE COUNTRY THURSDAY TO GET HOME. AS USUAL, I TOOK A NAP WHEN I GOT BACK AND WOKE UP TO MANY MESSAGES FROM A PROMOTER IN INDIA TRYING TO CONFIRM A DATE IN JANUARY.

I HOPE I AM ABLE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN BUT I WION’T KNOW UNTIL NEXT WEEK, IF I CAN SQUUEZE THIS INTO MY SCHEDULE BEFORE GOING TO EUROPE FOR TNA.

IMMEDIATELY UPON RETURNING TO THE U.S., I’LL BE REVISITING BATTLE CREEK-THIS TIME TO FILM STUFF FOR AN RVD BIO FOR AN UPCOMING DVD PROJECT. I’LL BE GOING TO MY OLD STOMPING GROUNDS TO SHARE A PREVIOUSLY UNCOVERED STORY FOR YA!

SOON, I’LL HAVE NEWS ON 2 MOVIE PROJECTS, BUT AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, SHIT USUALLY SLOWS DOWN, AS FAR AS PRODUCTION GOES.

I’LL BE WORKING THROUGH SO I’LL TALK TO YOU SOON.

PEACE OUT HO’S-

Exited about the big Pay Per View this Sunday?

Absolutely, but here’s something extra to be excited about-

the OUTFIT I wear at FINAL RESOLUTION will go immediately to EBAY after the matches!!!!

SWEET, right? I want to do this three times in an effort to raise some funds for some causes that are important to me. This first, and Final Resolution auction is being done

because I want to donate the proceeds towards my good friend and horrible driver

Shane Hurricane Helms. He’s got too many hospital bills to fathom and if you score this RVD outfit, you’ll be contributing towards Shane’s recovery.

http://www.shanehelms.com/

It always breaks my heart to part with these wrestling outfits so it’s a great compromise to let me wear each of them one more time. Tune in this Sunday to see both ,punish Christopher Daniels ,and wear my airbrushed singlet-one last time.

http://myworld.ebay.com/the-real-rvd/

Sunday December 11  Final Resolution live on pay per view

THAT’S WHAT I DO. FOR ALL THE FANS THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW I’M NOT BEING USED RIGHT ON TV, I HAVE THIS TO SAY…DUH!

NO SHIT! BUT WHEN YOU’RE STANDING IN RVD’S KICKING  BOOTS, YOU’RE HAPPY, HEALTHY, TERRIFFIC AND STOKED TO CONNECT WITH THE CROWD WHEN THE CROWD DOES HAVE THE PRIVELEDGE. DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN THE RING ON TV EVERY SINGLE WEEK? BUY A DVD THEN, FANBOY, ‘CAUSE NONE OF THE COMPLAINING IS COMING OUT OF THIS GUY’S MOUTH, JUST CONTINUED BRAGGING THAT I’M STILL JUST AS IMPRESSIVE AS EVER , AND IN CASE YOU’RE JUST WATCHING THE TV SHOWS AND NOT THE PPVS, YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT ONE OF MY MONIKERS…MR. PAY PER VIEW.

MISSING OUT?

CAUSE I’M NOT.

I’M THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.

HOPE YOU’RE AWESOME!

THIS SUNDAY I’LL BE WRESTLING AT THE TNA IMPACT PAY PER VIEW-FINAL RESOLUTION. MAYBE YOU KNEW THAT, BUT CHECK THIS OUT-THE OUTFIT I’LL BE WEARING FOR MY MATCH WILL UP FOR GRABS AFTERWARDS. SWEET, RIGHT? I HAVE  3 CHARITIES IN MIND THAT I WANT TO DONATE LIKE THIS TO.

WATCH FOR THE NEXT 2 TO FOLLOW, BUT FIRST-WATCH FINAL RESOLUTION ON DECEMBER 11 TO WATCH ME KICK ASS LIKE ONLY I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR DECADES, AND THEN CHECK OUT OUR EBAY STORE(ACCESSIBLE THROUGH THIS SITE’S STORE PAGE) TO FIND OUT THE STATUS. I’LL PICK THE OUTFIT OUT EARLY THIS WEEK AND TRY TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP ON WHICH ONE I’LL BE WEARING. SOUND FUN?

ALL RIGHT!

BACK ATCHA REAL SOON.

SEEYA!

DAMN IT SURE HAS TAKEN ME AWHILE TO UPDATE THIS BLOG.

WELL, HERE IT IS. HOPE YOU’RE AWESOME!

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW IPADIO WINDOW ON THE HOMEPAGE?

IPADIO ROCKS! I LEAVE AUDIO MESSAGE THERE ALL THE TIME SO BE TO SURE TO KEEP CHECKING FOR UPDATES. IF YOU CLICK ON THE RED ARROW ABOVE THE AUDIO MESSAGE, YOU CAN ACCESS PREVIOUS MESSAGES. SWEET!

FOR EVERYONE WHO MISSES RVD TV, WE’LL BE BACK SOON BUT IN THE MEAN TIME YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I CAN BE SEEN QUITE REGULARLY ON HASHBAR TV EPISODES. GO TO HTTP://HASHBAR.TV AND CATCH UP.

WE’RE PUTTING TOGETHER A DOCUMENTARY ON THE RISE AND FALL OF MEDICAL KUSH BEACH CLUB, AND IT IS TURNING OUT TO BE AMAZING. I’LL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THE PROGRESS, BUT I’M ALREADY SURE WE HAVE A CLASSIC ON OUR HANDS, AND I’VE SEEN TONS OF DOCUMENTARIES-SPECIALLY ON THE SUBJECT.

RECENTLY FOR HASHBARTV, I WENT TO THE TENT CITY AT OCCUPY LOS ANGELES TO FIND OUT WHAT THOSE PEOPLE WANT. ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE DIFFERENT AREAS OF CONCERN, IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH THE BANKS FUCKING EVERYONE OVER AND GETTING REWARDED FOR IT. LEGITIMATE BITCH, THAT’S FOR SURE. THIS LOOKS TO BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG. IF THE OCCUPY MOVEMENTS GET ENOUGH SUPPORT AND EVENTUALLY HAVE A MAJORITY, CHANGES WILL BE FORCED TO HAPPEN. WATCH FOR IT.

MY COMIC BOOK IS DONE BUT I’VE BEEN TOO  USY TO FOCUS ON GETTING IT OUT TO YOU. I WAS TRYING TO INSTALL SOFTWARE ON MY SITE THAT WOULD ALLOW READERS TO DOWNLOAD THE BOOK AT A COST, BUT EVERYONE TELLS ME THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST STEAL THE BOOK SO IT LOOKS LIKE I’LL BE TRYING TO GET IT LISTED ON A DIGITAL PUBLISHER’S SITE, EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY TAKE A WHOPPING 70% OF THE $$! YIKES! I’LL FIGURE OUT WHAT’S BEST WHEN I GET A MINUTE. SOON. VERY SOON.

I’LL HAVE HUGE NEWS ON MY NEXT ACTION MOVIE PROJECT IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. THINGS ARE LOOKING GREAT AND THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PROJECT FOR ME SO FAR!

SO, THIS SITE SHOULD BE FINISHED WITH THE FACE-LIFT SOON. THE RVD TV EPISODES AND PHOTO ALBUMS SHOULD BE INSTALLED ANY DAY-SO I’M TOLD-SO WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WE’LL GET BACK TO OPERATING FULL GEAR, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE. I’LL BE BACK- RIGHT HERE-SOON!

RVD