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Author Topic: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: July 24, 2012, 02:47
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LOL! I never know WHAT'S gonna come out of those people's mouths. For real! I usually just stay on my side of the property line, teehee! But I really was curious on this one, and the other day when I saw her outside I had to ask. "Yeah, um, I walked outside the other day and heard you yelling something about a dress and a squirrel . . .?" She thought for a minute and said "Oh yeah . . . I was taking clothes off the line and a squirrel jumped out of one of my house dresses and freaked me out big time." LMAO!

Liyoki_Mur-
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Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: July 24, 2012, 03:00
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Lol that is to funny!!

~Liyo

Be You and no one else.

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 3, 2012, 04:55
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"The cool points are out the window, and I'm all twisted up in the game."

I said this to my sweetheart just tonight. And I really never thought I would hear myself say something like THAT! teehee.

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 7, 2012, 03:39
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I was babysitting some 11-year-old twin boys this weekend, and I gave them some popsicles to eat outside on the front porch, and this is what they said to each other.

"Man, this so does not taste like blue."

"I know, mine doesn't taste like yellow either."

LOL

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 11, 2012, 00:02
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OMG, you won't BELIEVE what I just witnessed happen right here on my living room floor! teehee, haha! My cats just pulled a LIZARD . . . LIZARD, LIZARD in from under the door and murdered it right in front of me!!! OMG! Ripped it's HEAD OFF!!! EWE, EWE! I'm so seriously creeped out right now . . . .

Dead, headless lizard in my living room! Why me? Why me? And now they've left it there, and I have to clean it up. Double yuk, man!

Bad kitties!

(she said franticly with her sweet southern accent . . . haha)

reaptat
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 11, 2012, 03:52
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Awww. They gave you a present. LOL. Seriously that is gross.

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 11, 2012, 15:59
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I know, right? I had to get the "outside" broom and dustpan out to sweep up that mess. EEEK!

Usually they bring me a mouse, but it's already dead when they bring it. They don't murder and decapitate it right in front of me, ya know? teehee!

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 20, 2012, 23:28
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"I feel like a cell phone . . . I'm either gonna die or catch a charge." LOL

That was from my 22-year old nephew, teehee.

We just can't keep that boy outta trouble.

halochild
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 22, 2012, 00:37
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Words of romance from my boyfriend this afternoon . . .

"I feel so much closer to you after we talked last night. I love you so much, baby. Hang on, I gotta take a piss."

LMAO!

Oh, yes, he really did say that.

reaptat
Post Re: Things You Never Thought Youd Hear
on: August 22, 2012, 01:10
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Ha! That is just so romantic.

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