I gots you, Reaptat!
But first, you gotta ask Aries, "ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO THAT BELT OR WHAT?" teehee, haha. "It's a belt, not a purse!" "Just give it to Halo and she will wear it for you!" lol.
What a good-looking group of men Sting led out to the ring to defend their territory. And he was calling out the Aces and 8s. (These guys can show up on my property to protect me anytime. Hardy, Gunner, Anderson, A.J., Angle . . . I wouldn't know who to run to first, haha.) But you know my home boy Storm is from Tennessee cuz he wants to turn this show into an "ass-whippin' show"! lol! Two members of A&8's show up and get beat down quick by Angle and Storm. After being demasked, they reveal that they were just coming down to "earn their patches" and deliver the message that "it's gonna be a long, painful night".
It's open fight night and Tess wants to mess with . . . Tara? She wants to know if she can beat her best friend and mentor. The one who taught her everything she knows. (Taryn Terrell is back as impartial ref.) Turns out, Tara is just too powerful for Tess with that superplex and pins Tess nice.
Lil Robbie E. vs. RVD vs. The Phenomenal A.J. Ain't Lil Robbie a fiesty one! I think he looks like he's growing grass on his head. Look out for the flying A.J. always. RVD had a beautiful 5 star on A.J. and was looking like he had it, but Roobie E. snuck up from behind and stole it for the win. Dammit. And RVD, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You look really hot in blue.
Jeff, take that green paint off, I wanna see your pretty face, baby! Jeff's sayin' "C'mon" to Big Robbie T. Nobody can fly around a ring like a rag doll better than Jeff Hardy. One Swanton, and boom shaka laka, Big Robbie is toast. Jeff's teeth sure are looking pretty these days.
A.J., you seem like the sweetest country boy from GA in the whole world. I just can't believe what Daniels and Kazarian did to you. Turns out Claire admitted to drugging A.J.'s soda pop with sedatives to get those pictures and she was never pregnant at all. A.J.'s in the clear, and Daniels and Kazarian seriously need a SWIRLIE! With sprinkles! teehee!
OMG, can Gunner's legs get any bigger? That just needed to be said.
Lowdy, lowdy, it's Mr. Anderson (I love his smart ass) vs. Bully Ray (ewe yucky). Just when Bully Ray thought he sat Anderson down, he was very wrong. A mic check proved it. (Did anyone else see Anderson mouth "oh fuck" when he stepped out of the ring? lmao) It was a brutal match.
All I can say about the ending of the show is . . . GANG WARFARE!!! All our guys were there waiting, and Aces & 8's came out of EVERYWHERE! It was an all out throwdown. Ultimately, 4 or 5 of them would corner Aries in the ring with some "monkey bars", jam his arm in them, and slam his arm with a steel chair. Needless to say, everyone is thinking his arm is shattered. (I'm so sorry, Reap.) Looks like he might be out for a while.
You missed a damn good epi, pardner.