"If you think you have it tough, read history books." - Bill Maher
We absolutely do not advise weightlifters, no matter how skilled, to use other people as weights.
Uhm. So... Whose back was hurt worse?
"Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely." - Auguste Rodin
"Don't mistake niceness for weakness." - Jennifer Granholm
Good ol' Freak, you always know when he has your back.
This would make a great sculpture.
Hey, I just noticed that your pants are on fire.