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Can you imagine if this was a hair vs. hair match?
Miss Manners says: It's never polite to use someones head as a welcome mat.
Must have taken a wrong turn at Palm Springs?
Lesser known variations on the pushup.
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it." - Henry David Thoreau
"No man fails who does his best." - Orison Swett Marden
"There resides in the definition of 'humanity' the need to be something more than flesh and blood." - W.R. Fuchs
"Work is the price which is paid for reputation."- Baltasar Gracian
Slow motion Moonsault: 1/5
Slow motion Moonsault: 2/5
Slow motion Moonsault: 3/5
Slow motion Moonsault: 4/5
Slow motion Moonsault: 5/5
Only professional wrestlers should ever attempt this method for curing the hiccups.
Hold it right there, I've got something for ya.
Now the chiropractor said that if we apply pressure right here then it will promote clarity.
Side effects may include a slight headache.
"You have to believe in yourself." - Sun Tzu
Going up and over. 1/2
Going up and over. 2/2
You know, gravity is just so outdated.
The foot bone's connected to the jaw bone...
"The price of inaction is far greater than the cost of making a mistake." - Meister Eckhart
Why do people pay so much for front row seats if they never actually sit in them?
When stretching, it sometimes helps to have a partner.
Try not to kick your stretching assistant.
Airborne flip: 1/4
Airborne flip: 2/4
"With confidence, you have won before you have started." - Marcus Garvey
Airborne flip: 3/4
Airborne flip: 4/4
Gored in midair
"In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you." - Deepak Chopra
Hrm, still no recycle bins under here.
During the intermission, the wrestlers will be performing some street percussion.
Ever notice that outside of wrestling, trash cans are used to clean a place up...
...but inside of wrestling, trash cans are sure to make a mess?
Referee, this is your cue to evacuate from the ring.
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 1/6
Sticking your foot in your own mouth is bad. Sticking your foot in someone elses mouth is probably worse.
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 2/6
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 3/6
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 4/6
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 5/6
Illustrated guide to avoiding a head injury: 6/6
Try again.
Missed, again.
Axe kick.
Roundhouse kick?
Ladies and Gentleman, the Rhino has been charged.
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." - Thomas Jefferson
"A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion." - Richard E. Byrd
"I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people." - Isaac Newton
Aim for the throat...
Hangon, the photographer wants to get this from a more dramatic angle.
Much better, that'll turn out great. You want a copy of this photo? I'll autograph it for ya.
No need to get carried away.
There are so many things he could do from there...
Think fast!
Even the referee felt that impact.
A man, a plan, a trashcan.
This is not what the chiropractor ordered.
Excuse me, would you hold this for a moment?
How about on your chest, could you hold it there?
Or I could put it next to your head, how's that?
Wow, this trashcan is so clean that I can see my reflection in it.
Trashcan Bench Press
Wonder if anyone has already set a record for this kind of weightlifting.
Low blow. 1/3
Low blow. 2/3
Low blow. 3/3
How can you think about frisbee at a time like this?
No, this is not clearing my sinuses.
The referee knows reiki healing techniques! Awesome!
Listen, I promise that we'll play frisbee later but right now I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Come on, time to get up.
I'm waaaaiiiting...
You're going to miss the bus at this rate.
Here, I know what'll wake ya up.
This always works for me, when I need to wake up.
Piledriver reversal: 1/8
Piledriver reversal: 2/8
Piledriver reversal: 3/8
"Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." - Paul Newman
Piledriver reversal: 4/8
Piledriver reversal: 5/8
Piledriver reversal: 6/8
Piledriver reversal: 7/8
Piledriver reversal: 8/8
Do you think this would work as a helmet?
Well as long as you're going to give me a target...
Spin Kick, minus gravity.
Trashcan Lid = not the best shield but better than nothing.
There's no hiding from the Van Daminator.
Amount of time spent in the air > amount of time spent on the ground.
Van Terminator: 1/8
Van Terminator: 2/8
Van Terminator: 3/8
Van Terminator: 4/8
Van Terminator: 5/8
Van Terminator: 6/8
Van Terminator: 7/8
Van Terminator: 8/8
"There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"It always seems impossible until it's done." - Nelson Mandela

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