RVD vs. M. Hardy
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere." - Marilyn Monroe
Splash gets caught: 1/3
Splash gets caught: 2/3
Splash gets caught: 3/3
Trying to end this quickly, huh?
"Ability is of little account without opportunity." - Lucille Ball
Choke to slam: 1/6
Choke to slam: 2/6
Choke to slam: 3/6
Choke to slam: 4/6
Choke to slam: 5/6
"A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not." - Franklin P. Jones
Choke to slam: 6/6
Ever notice how some taunts actually seem to be requesting a hug?
Incoming elbow drop: 1/2
Incoming elbow drop: 2/2
Now that's a serious leg cramp, right there.
Hair in eyes = bad aim?
So first you block...
Then, while still blocking, you draw your fist back...
And then you swing.
Of course even if a punch doesn't connect, it can lead to other options.
"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The future ain't what it used to be." - Yogi Berra
Gotta admire the flexibility this takes.
Some people say talk to the hand...
...but these would be 'talk to the foot'.
A good block does tend to leave the attacker off balance.
Time to fly.
If this were comic book, there'd be a giant KAPOW hanging in the air.
Referee: No! Don't beam him up!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled gravity. *click*
Hrm. Weird. The referee seems more impressed than the fans.
"Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered." - William Shakespeare
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman
Staredown! Who will be the first to blink?
Hrm. Looks like a draw.
Be aware that in certain situations, ducking a punch can mean leaving your back unprotected.
"When you combine ignorance and leverage, you get some pretty interesting results." - Warren Buffett
And stay out!
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